Because he’s a big jerk. I tell him every single time “Hey m, could you leave those saves alone? They’re not yours!” And he just slugs me in the upper left pixel and calls me a nerd. ;n; I’m truly sorry for any harm my relative may have caused your gaming experience!

I promise you I won’t. I never mean to do that to anyone! It’s always just a little hiccup of mine! ;//+w;

My a Marowak? But, but I don’t OWN a Marowak! :C

Oh we get along swimmingly! Victini’s a very sweet Pokemon and I don’t feel the slightest grudge if that’s what you’re asking. ;/ _ v / ; Totally worthy of 000. Likewise the 5th Gen is quite nice.

He’s just hiding

Me? Badass? Oh nonono, shucks. I’m just a humble glitch, nothing more! ;//u||||;

Who do they think they’re talking about? ME? ONE-HIT KO’D?

They should know that I’m a TOP TIER entry into ANY battle! The Strongest Error Style has no flaws!

THEY’RE the fool still, and it isn’t even April anymore!

What do they think I am, some kind of gag character? The nerve!

W-Well…I’ll let them off the hook this time!

Smogon, what kind of name is that for ANYTHING anyways..?

8C W-Well yes! It’s only common courtesy! Well I mean that and the unintentional uses, y’know, causing some flubs in the world and accidental tears in space and time! Th-those kinds of things! 8Dwrk;;

I-I’ve been good! O…oh jeez uh. 8C;;;;

Since I know folks are often curious about how we glitches are connected, I decided  that I’d provide you all with my family tree. I have some other, distant relatives that aren’t on here too, but most glitches are indeed related! We’re a species of our own, after all!